3+ day, 6+ hour ago   (549+ words) I STILL remember the awful chill, a sickening deadening feeling running through me, as I passed it. I cried whenever I saw the boat-shaped collection box of the RNLI. Even then, no more than four years old, I knew when…...

6+ day, 6+ hour ago   (160+ words) Following the victory for Alternative for Germany in regional elections, the rest of Europe is sighing and wondering why it always has to be bloody Krauts voting in a new era for fascism. Historian Denys Finch Hatton said: “I know…...

6+ day, 9+ hour ago   (544+ words) Following the victory for Alternative for Germany in regional elections, the rest of Europe is sighing and wondering why it always has to be bloody Krauts voting in a new era for fascism. Historian Denys Finch Hatton said: “I know…...

6+ day, 11+ hour ago   (421+ words) THE 300 masked men who blockaded the port of Dover have confirmed they are also available to arrive in force at far-right birthday parties. The men of Patriot Platform announced their arrival on the UK’s entertainment scene with a short blockade…...

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (375+ words) KEIR Starmer has resigned from Parliament after realising his toolmaker father spent his childhood crafting one perfect tool, and that he is it. The former prime minister, thought to be the first to lose office simply because everyone despised him,…...

2+ week, 2+ day ago   (359+ words) A GAMING franchise centred on enacting criminal violence against innocents seems to be so beautiful it could heal the world, fans believe. Following a gameplay reveal for Grand Theft Auto VI on Thursday, gamers are confident that when the full…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (433+ words) CRITICISING any of Britain’s many, many flaws will see immigrants shipped off for sheer bloody ingratitude, the government has announced. Whinging about this country’s rubbish weather, inadequate housing system, lengthy NHS waiting lists, potholes and expensive trains will all be…...

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (531+ words) THE UK is looking for its next City of Culture and has ignored the obvious candidates in favour of locations with no connection to culture whatsoever. These are they: Half-named after a man who did some culture, all connection with…...

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (580+ words) A NAIVE 18-year-old has decided to take a degree that will do nothing but deepen her understanding of the world and appreciation of the human experience. Lucy Parry has condemned herself to a lifetime in debt by choosing a course…...

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (381+ words) ONE of President Trump’s personal staff who, nobody likes to think about it but it’s possible, may be having sex with him has come to prominence. Who is Natalie Harp? Surely not his lover The mind recoils and reaches for…...