4+ day, 26+ min ago   (456+ words) A MAN in his early 50s has thrown his back out during an otherwise routine session of self-abuse, he has confirmed. Homeworker Joshua Hudson of Winchester was cracking one out during his lunch break, in order to provide himself with motivation…...

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (523+ words) THE BBC is rebooting Top Gear and of course, like everything else that damned corporation produces, it will be hideously wokified. Miserable white man Roy Hobbs imagines the presenting shortlist: In the 21st century, even Top Gear viewers have accepted that…...

3+ week, 2+ day ago   (347+ words) HEADY with anticipation at a man you’ve never heard of signing for the club you support? These are the six stages in your journey to hatred: He’s Spanish, or Argentinian, or Brazilian, and he scored eight in Georgia’s Erovnuli Liga…...

3+ week, 2+ day ago   (381+ words) ONE of President Trump’s personal staff who, nobody likes to think about it but it’s possible, may be having sex with him has come to prominence. Who is Natalie Harp? Surely not his lover The mind recoils and reaches for…...

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (688+ words) ‘BUY,’ ‘Sell,’ What’s the margin on that?’ and ‘Borrow in yen and invest in bonds.’ Just a few of the things I say while running a major business from Wetherspoons. Yes, world-leading CEOs such as myself and Stephen Bartlett have…...

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (348+ words) THE unimaginative walk among us, still trotting out quotes from TV shows that ceased broadcast decades ago. These six scream ‘Jesus Christ, watch something else’: It was fun the first time Phoebe Buffay suggested that Friends couple Ross and Rachel…...