2+ day, 22+ hour ago   (534+ words) A WOMAN whose boyfriend is sulking and refusing to speak to her is actually treating it as a lovely break from his wittering. Following a row, Tom Booker has barely spoken to Nikki Hollis for two days, failing to anticipate…...

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (423+ words) A WOMAN who listens to podcasts about violent crime in every spare moment would prefer never to be the victim of a violent crime herself, she has admitted. Crime aficionado Mary Fisher loves nothing more than tales of innocent women…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (216+ words) COSY crime is booming, and real-life murderers are not immune to its charms with more and more unsolved killings marked by tweeness. Serial killer Tom Logan, with six victims to his name, says that books like The Thursday Murder Club…...

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (544+ words) A man who emerged from the bathroom ready for intercourse is pretending he did not wash his horrible knob in his girlfriend’s lovely sink. Worried that the disgusting truth will ruin his chances of getting his end away, Tom Logan…...

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (383+ words) THE Duchess of Sussex has announced she has been offered a major role in the soap opera EastEnders. Meghan, forced back to the UK by her husband, believes if she is going to be in every tabloid and gossip magazine…...

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (549+ words) A secondary school teacher could not care less what some kid they taught 20 years ago is up to these days. Upon being approached by a former pupil while doing the big shop, history teacher Martin Bishop made it clear he…...

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (268+ words) Barking and Dagenham, London A WOMAN is concerned that her one-night liaison with a personable stranger is moving a little too fast for both of them. Nikki Hollis, aged 28, is anxious that her spontaneous hook-up is progressing too quickly and…...