2+ week, 3+ day ago   (523+ words) THE BBC is rebooting Top Gear and of course, like everything else that damned corporation produces, it will be hideously wokified. Miserable white man Roy Hobbs imagines the presenting shortlist: In the 21st century, even Top Gear viewers have accepted that…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (535+ words) THE men who spent an entire decade joking about, and thinking about, Dolly Parton’s spectacular bosom are also mourning her today. While their grief is making few headlines, a whole generation for whom Parton was the go-to reference for larger-chested…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (360+ words) ACTOR and left-wing idol Miriam Margolyes has replaced JK Rowling as the writer of the Harry Potter series, following online backlash. Margolyes, who is gay, impeccably left-wing and says the C-word on chat shows, is thought to be a much…...

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (544+ words) A man who emerged from the bathroom ready for intercourse is pretending he did not wash his horrible knob in his girlfriend’s lovely sink. Worried that the disgusting truth will ruin his chances of getting his end away, Tom Logan…...

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (383+ words) THE Duchess of Sussex has announced she has been offered a major role in the soap opera EastEnders. Meghan, forced back to the UK by her husband, believes if she is going to be in every tabloid and gossip magazine…...

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (620+ words) ACTING isn’t the preserve of the good-looking, the talented, or even their nepo babies. Ordinary people like you perform, and these six turns in particular deserve an Oscar: The Academy would be blown away if they’d seen your convincing portrayal…...

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (348+ words) THE unimaginative walk among us, still trotting out quotes from TV shows that ceased broadcast decades ago. These six scream ‘Jesus Christ, watch something else’: It was fun the first time Phoebe Buffay suggested that Friends couple Ross and Rachel…...